Post Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:11 pm

Carranza for president

I, Carranza, declare my intention to serve as Mexico's president. I am an honest and peaceful man, as my record shows, and in times like this, we must be careful to avoid the violent resolutions that come so naturally to desperate men. I have been forthright in my interactions with my fellow generals, which is more than some of them can claim, it saddens me to say.

Vote for stability. Vote for mustaches. Vote for Carranza.
Venustiano Carranza
Bigote Gigantote